Movie Madness Monday 134: Wishful Drinking edition

After plowing through Carrie Fisher's bio, which is absolutely a riot, I just had to do this again for MMM-- plus, it centers around New Year's. So put those quotes in the comments section!

"You're right, you're right, I KNOW you're right."

"Everybody thinks they have good taste and a sense of humor but they couldn't possibly all have good taste."

"You only had one date. How do you know it's not going to get worse?"
"How much worse can it get than finishing dinner, having him reach over, pull a hair out of my head and start flossing with it at the table?"

"You know, I'm so glad I never got involved with you. I just would have ended up being some woman you had to get up out of bed and leave at 3:00 in the morning and go clean your andirons, and you don't even have a fireplace, not that I would know this."

"You are a human affront to all women and I am a woman."

"I said we could just be friends. And this part I can remember he said that men and women could never really be friends. Do you think that's true?"
"No."
"Do you have any women friends, just friends?"
"No. But I will get one if it is important to you."

"Joe and I broke up."
"What?"
"When?"
"Monday."
"You waited three days to tell us?"
"You mean Joe's available?"

**** Update: This is all that needs to be said about WHEN HARRY MET SALLY:

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