A Shrewdness of Apes

An Okie teacher banished to the Midwest. "Education is not the filling a bucket but the lighting of a fire."-- William Butler Yeats

Monday, April 19, 2010

Movie Madness Monday 151: Whatever edition

Nothing like taking a classic and giving it a little re-do. I actually saw the same sagging in the hallway today that was dissed in this film 15 years ago, and I knew some things never change.

Including some people's underwear.

So put your quotes in the comment section!

"I joined this program and there's steps. There's... uh..."
"Twelve?"
"Yeah, how'd you know?"
"Wild guess."

"Hey, in some parts of the universe, maybe not in contempo-casual, but in some parts, it's considered cool to know what's going on in the world."
"Thank you Josh. I SO need lessons from you on how to be cool. Tell me the part about Kenny G again?"

"So like, right now for example. The Haitians need to come to America. But some people are all, "What about the strain on our resources?" Well it's like when I had this garden party for my father's birthday, right? I put R.S.V.P. 'cause it was a sit-down dinner. But some people came that like did not R.S.V.P. I was like totally buggin'. I had to haul ass to the kitchen, redistribute the food, and squish in extra place settings. But by the end of the day it was, like, the more the merrier. And so if the government could just get to the kitchen, rearrange some things, we could certainly party with the Haitians. And in conclusion may I please remind you it does not say R.S.V.P. on the Statue of Liberty. Thank you very much."

"You know, If I ever saw you do anything that wasn't ninety percent selfish, I'd die of shock."
"Oh, that'd be reason enough for me."

"Your man Christian is a cake boy!"
"A WHAT?"
"He's a disco-dancing, Oscar-Wilde-reading, Streisand-ticket-holding friend-of-Dorothy, know what I'm saying?"

"Hey, you. Anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel. I doubt anybody would miss you."

ANND GO!

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6 Comments:

At 4/19/10, 6:13 PM, Blogger Scooter Mom said...

As a music teacher..had to throw this one in:
"You like Billie Holliday?"
"I love him!"

 
At 4/20/10, 7:37 AM, Blogger anonymous educator said...

what a career trajectory for Paul Rudd

 
At 4/20/10, 10:09 PM, Blogger "Ms. Cornelius" said...

anon: I love him. He's so cuddly.
Scooter: I love HIM, too!

"You look like Pippi Longstocking."
"Well, you look like Forrest Gump. Who's Pippi Longstocking?"
"Someone Mel Gibson never played.”

 
At 4/21/10, 2:56 PM, Blogger Kate Nowak said...

Unfortunately, There was a major babe drought at my school. The evil trolls from the math department were actually married and in the grand tradition of P.E. teachers, Ms. Stoger seemed to be same-sex oriented.

 
At 4/22/10, 1:29 AM, Blogger Jennifer said...

"Hello! That was a stop sign!"
"I totally paused."

 
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