A Shrewdness of Apes

An Okie teacher banished to the Midwest. "Education is not the filling a bucket but the lighting of a fire."-- William Butler Yeats

Monday, September 01, 2008

Movie Madness Monday 126: freaks and geeks edition

See if you can put your own quote in the comments section without naming the movie. I'm going easy on you because it's the beginning of the school year, and I'm tired.

"You know, there's like a boat-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bow staff."

"After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to defend yourself with the STRENGTH of a grizzly, the reflexes of a PUMA, and the wisdom of a man."

"Are they still letting you run for president?"
"Yes. I don't understand... they say you're not allowed to have pinatas that look like real people, but in Mexico, we do it all the time."

"Just make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh!"

"And if you vote for me, it will be summer all year round!"

"Sorry I'm late. I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys."

And go! And Happy Labor Day!

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10 Comments:

At 9/1/08, 6:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Whatever I feel like! Gosh!"

"Idiot!"

"Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter."

"Tina, you fat lard! Come and eat some dinner!"

 
At 9/1/08, 9:18 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do the chickens have large talons?

 
At 9/2/08, 11:24 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, we're pretty much by now, right?

 
At 9/2/08, 11:24 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That was supposed to be:

So, we're pretty much FRIENDS by now, right?

 
At 9/2/08, 9:27 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pedro offers you his protection.

 
At 9/5/08, 11:25 PM, Blogger Dan Edwards said...

What was never clear to me, in my viewing of this movie, was if "Pedro" was here legally or illegally...... :-)

 
At 9/6/08, 11:03 PM, Blogger SciGuy said...

Pedro: They're pretty good, except for one little problem. That little guy right there. He is nipple number five. A good dairy cow should have, like, four.

 
At 9/7/08, 9:38 PM, Blogger Mrs. T said...

"What are you going to do today?"
"Whatever I FEEL like doing!" (as he ties plastic action figure to a string and tosses it out the window of school bus, holding on to the string)

"I like your sleeves. They're real big."

"Gimme your tots!"

"Can you bring me my chapstick? My lips hurt real bad!"

 
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At 10/28/20, 3:14 AM, Blogger Andrew Lewis said...

Every person have keen to get interest in action and science fiction movies.
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