A Shrewdness of Apes

An Okie teacher banished to the Midwest. "Education is not the filling a bucket but the lighting of a fire."-- William Butler Yeats

Friday, August 08, 2008

And since I am a Virgo, this makes sense in another way.

Because Virgo's part of the body is the bowels. Get it? (And BTW, WHY????)



You Are a Colon



You are very orderly and fact driven.

You aren't concerned much with theories or dreams... only what's true or untrue.



You are brilliant and incredibly learned. Anything you know is well researched.

You like to make lists and sort through things step by step. You aren't subject to whim or emotions.



Your friends see you as a constant source of knowledge and advice.

(But they are a little sick of you being right all of the time!)



You excel in: Leadership positions



You get along best with: The Semi-Colon

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3 Comments:

At 8/8/08, 2:02 PM, Blogger Mister Teacher said...

When I was littler, kids in my class used to make fun of me, calling me names like "Ampersand." Your post brought back horrible nightmares...

 
At 8/8/08, 4:11 PM, Blogger "Ms. Cornelius" said...

Hmmm. I was called "Mosquito Bites" and "Skinny Minnie." And now I long for those days. Oh, the irony.

 
At 8/8/08, 7:55 PM, Blogger Jim Connolly said...

I saw the title of this post, and I thought anatomy before punctuation. I figured it out when it said "You get along best with: The Semi-Colon" instead of "The upper intestine".

 

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