Dude, no WAY! Yes, WAY!

Man, in this shallow, superficial world we live in, isn't there ANYTHING left in which one can believe? I nearly had to rub my eyes in disbelief when I read this:

Eleven professional wrestlers have reportedly been linked in documents to the internet drug distribution ring that has produced charges against 20 people.

In a web site posting, Sports Illustrated magazine said investigators uncovered the names while sorting through information seized in raids last month on Florida firms allegedly prescribing steroids and human growth hormone over the internet.

Eleven pro wrestlers! On steroids! ELEVEN!

You KNOW that's an outright lie.

It's doubtless more like 110.

Next thing you know, they'll tell me that "Honest Al" Gonzalez had something to do with firing attorneys or something.