A Shrewdness of Apes

An Okie teacher banished to the Midwest. "Education is not the filling a bucket but the lighting of a fire."-- William Butler Yeats

Monday, April 28, 2008

Movie Madness Monday 112: Tiger Woods recovery edition

Here we are again for this week's Movie Madness Monday, the movie quote trivia game, and I decided it was the perfect week to watch one of America's iconic television figures get the bejeezus kicked out of him. So, of course, this came to mind. Then I thought about how Tiger Woods is recovering from surgery right now, so everyone else on the Tour finally is getting a chance to win-- if anyone is paying attention.

You know the drill-- put your quote from this movie in the comments section.

"What's this about you breaking a rake and throwing it in the woods?"
"I didn't BREAK it-- I was merely testing its durability, and I PLACED it in the woods cause it's made of wood and I thought he should be with his family."

"You know that alligator that got your hand? Well I got his HEAD!"

"Damn you people. This is golf. Not a rock concert."

You like THAT old man? You want a piece of ME?"
"I don't want a PIECE of you, I want the whole THING!"

"I thought we were just going to be friends."
"What? Friends listen to Endless Love in the dark."

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At 4/28/08, 7:08 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Go HOME! Don't you want to go home?! GO HOME!


At 4/28/08, 9:19 AM, Blogger Sarah said...

The price is WRONG, bitch!

At 5/16/08, 7:40 PM, Blogger The Bus Driver said...

"You know that alligator that got your hand? Well I got his HEAD!"

happy gilmore!


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