Movie Madness Monday 136: Kahn, Korman, and Wilder edition
For this week's M Cubed, please comment carefully. I love this movie, but quotes taken out of context here can be problematic. Doesn't make it any less hilarious, though!
"Hello, handsome, is that a ten-gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show?"
"Where's my froggy?"
"That's not much of a crime."
"Through the Vatican?"
"Kinky. Sign here."
"Now, I suppose you're all wondering just what in the heck you're doing out here in the middle of a prairie in the middle of nowhere in the middle of the night."
"You bet your ass."
"What do you want me to do, sir?"
"I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the west. Take this down: I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists."
"Could you repeat that, sir?"
"How 'bout some more beans, Mr. Taggart?
****Weekend Update: Ride into the sunset on
Mel Brooks and Harvey Korman! Madeleine Kahn and Gene Wilder together again!
Genius! Un-PC genius!!!!!