Okay, that's it, I've had it.
Subtitled, Is that rain, or are angels pissing on my head?
Monday, TWO wee pets died at Casa Cornelius.
Tuesday, the return of insane shrieking banshee mom claiming all sorts of malfeasance on my part and that I've made her daughter HATE school when the kid sits there and smiles at me every blasted day.
Wednesday, trials with relatives who seem to just push my buttons-- which makes sense, because they installed them.
Today, I get a nearly $100 ticket from a cop over my bike rack. MY BIKE RACK. She said it was "illegal." I hope the folks at Yakima know this.
I can't wait to see the joy and brickbats Friday may bring.
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