My new diet...
Someone entirely evil tells me that Texas beat Oklahoma on Saturday. I wouldn't know. I was avoiding fried food at the Fair.
An Okie teacher banished to the Midwest. "Education is not the filling a bucket but the lighting of a fire."-- William Butler Yeats
"Get ready for the ride of your life, Will Schuester. You're about to board the Sue Sylvester Express. Destination: HORROR!"