Apparently it's a slow news day....

Ms. Cornelius the news junkie has been out trolling, and has found some interesting things masquerading as news, categorized for your enjoyment.

Category: "DUH!"
President Bush says he hasn't seen Brokeback Mountain-- and in more stunning news, neither have Fred Phelps or Jerry Falwell, (although Ralph Reed is said to be a fan)
The Senate Judiciary Committee sent Alito's nomination to the full Senate on strict party-line vote-- not that that means anything....
When it comes to bats, those that are love studs are brain duds-- not that there is anything wrong with that....

Category: "HUH?"
The Vatican released a paper this week that states that intelligent design is not science-- considering the fact that it took 359 years to apologize to Galileo, that's real progress!
Kanye West poses as Jesus with a crown of thorns on the cover of Rolling Stone-- oh yes, his millions in sales are signs of suffering....

Category: "GIMME A BREAK"
Subhead: Everyone here behaved like a baby
Student wearing Broncos jersey in Pennsylvania feels teacher humiliated him-- while I have been known to smile beneficently and bestow candy upon students wearing OU Sooner or TU Golden Hurricane regalia, this is too much! (And the class was an ethnicity class, designed to promote TOLERANCE!)