Frankenstein toes (insert evil laugh here)
Forlorn? Disgruntled? Gruntled even, but still grumpy? You need a laugh, honeychile.
Go to A Series of Inconsequential Events and read about the Singing Pig's misadventures with a falling sink, a Mexican restaurant, and a big toe.
At least the prehensile toes of this lazy blogger still work. You rock, Piggy, just when I thought that I was too tired to laugh.
She's got the goods. And the shredded toe.