Frankenstein toes (insert evil laugh here)

Forlorn? Disgruntled? Gruntled even, but still grumpy? You need a laugh, honeychile.

Go to A Series of Inconsequential Events and read about the Singing Pig's misadventures with a falling sink, a Mexican restaurant, and a big toe.

At least the prehensile toes of this lazy blogger still work. You rock, Piggy, just when I thought that I was too tired to laugh.

She's got the goods. And the shredded toe.