Bubbas and Yankees
Stream- of-consciousness here, as I await parent-teacher conferences tomorrow and the next night:
Shouldn't there be a law against the New York YANKEES having a player named Bubba? And anyone rooting for the Yankees around me gets a BRONX CHEER.
Is "ept" the opposite of "inept?" Why isn't it "inapt?"
Was I hallucinating, or did I hear the district computer diva use the terms "internet alien" and "internet immigrant" with a straight face in our faculty meeting today?
Does anyone know which countries use US dollars as their currency besides the US? I forget...
Who was crazier in the subgroup "People who have held elected office in the US:" Aaron Burr, David Duke, Richard Nixon, or Tom DeLay?
Did I just spend all day today explaining what speculation, inflation and bimetallism mean? Will I ever get those minutes back in my life?
Question to the skinny Gen Xer in left field: How many times do I have to hit it over your head until you learn to back up on the fat old broad? My mitt is older than you.
A sign that I have watched 50 First Dates waaaay too many times: I'm looking at Jason Giambi, remark how he looks kinda chunky, my hubby says, "I think he's finally off the juice," and my elder daughter immediately says, "It's a pwotein thake!"
Labels: harmless foolishness