You know what? Nothin' says lovin' like an evaluation in a plain brown envelope shoved into your mailbox.
For a second, I was afraid it was something disgusting. Instead, it was just monosyllabic. Makes me feel great about the untold hours I have spent pitching in during various crises.
I'm feelin' it! You may say, "Surely she's joking!"
And you know what I say: "I'm doing everything I can... and stop calling me Shirley."