Movie Madness Monday 40: No Place Like Home edition
Welcome to this week's Movie Madness Monday, in which I get to work three days this week while it looks like the rest of my chums will be reading this in their pjs. But I'm not jealous.
So here's how we play: I give you a few quotes from a movie. You respond with a quote of your own in the comments section. We do not name the movie until Thursday, if I'm not up to my neck in giblets, that is. So here ya go:
"Are you saying I could be STUCK in Wichita?"
"I'm saying you ARE stuck in Wichita."
"Train don't run out of Wichita... unlessin' you're a hog or a cattle. ...People train runs out of Stubbville."
"I've never seen a guy get picked up by his testicles before. Lucky thing for you that cop passed by when he did."
"Why did you kiss my ear?"
"Why are you holding my hand?"
"Where's your other hand?"
"Between two pillows...."
"THOSE AREN'T PILLOWS!"
"I haven't been home in years."
"Do you have seventeen dollars and a nice watch?"
"I've got two dollars... and a Casio."
"I'm afraid I'm going to have to say goodnight."
"Please. Have mercy. I've been wearing the same underwear since Tuesday."
"I can vouch for that."
****Thursday Update: If it's Thanksgiving, then we must watch
PLANES, TRAINS, AND AUTOMOBILES!
You could watch this tomorrow if you own the DVD. Saturday, it will be on the Comedy Channel at 9 am!
Is it a date?