Carnival at Edwonks! Carnival at Edwonks!
There are no stuffed bears to win, but you still must go the Midway at the Education Wonks!
Then again, there are no creepy carnies, either.
An Okie teacher banished to the Midwest. "Education is not the filling a bucket but the lighting of a fire."-- William Butler Yeats
"Get ready for the ride of your life, Will Schuester. You're about to board the Sue Sylvester Express. Destination: HORROR!"