Movie Madness Monday 70-1: Evil subplots edition

I am on vacation, and I actually found internet service, so here's this week's MMM. You know the drill. Put your quotes from the movie hinted at below in the comments section! No naming the movie, now!


"I love this man. There is no way I am going to give him up for some big-haired food critic!"

"Hmm, death by mini-bar. How glamorous."

"I'm pond scum. Well, lower actually. I'm like the fungus that feeds on pond scum."
"Lower. The pus that infects the mucus that cruds up the fungus that feeds on the pond scum. On the other hand, thank you for loving me that much, that way. It's pretty flattering."
"Except it makes me fungus."

"'Michael, I'm married.' Not enough. '... and I have two weeks to live.' [Pause, tone change] 'Michael, I'm trying to be gay, don't confuse me.'"

"I've never had a sister."

"My classmate Angelique shattered her pelvis line dancing in Abilene on Spring Break. Be my maid of honor. You can't believe what it'd cost to bring in a temp."

****Weekend Update: Once, big hair and Julia Roberts ruled the world in
MY BEST FRIEND'S WEDDING!




Of course, my favorite scene is the homage to Burt Bacharach, which of course you must see (and hear) to believe.

Thanks for playing!